Hello everyone, went cycling with FD and YH at the afternoon... we 1st cycled to FD and YH old school, FCPS.. at the old site... looks old and down.. heard that theres a secret hole that we can go through in into the school.... was cycling smoothly.. then suddenly.. argh the bike seat hurted my groin.. damn.. its hurts... not the groin.. but the stomach? I don't know why, maybe because the nerve system structure? ok don't talk about this... after that.. we went to CG hse's void deck... YH was doing his bboying stuffs, FD and I cycled around..Came across a abandoned bike below FD's void deck... looks ok to me...nice frame it got... ok.. then later on after I got back home, FD called me and he say that bike is in his house right now... all the parts like cannot work anymore.. okok.. byes.. seeya
Saturday, February 23, 2008
~ 12:51:00 AM ~
Hello everyone, yesterday I spent most of my time sleeping...z zzz.. haha.. webbed into Singapore Youth Olympic Games(YOG) website... the website is nice, bgm is nice too ^^ go to this website to find more information ^^ >>>http://www.singapore2010.sg/night/index.htm
KK.. I think I will be joining in the Cycling ba.. yea.. and with Fu Dian ^^!!!! excited.. but don't know the requirements for participating for the YOG... that will be in 2010.. so from now onwards.. will be cycling more often.. hehe.. 13-18 yrs old. By that time.. I'm 18!!... not off the limit!!! YAY!!!!kk.. no time to blog.. gotta check more on YOG!!!!
Thursday, February 21, 2008
~ 10:19:00 PM ~
Hello everyone, today had a re-test for POA....I think I will do badly for the re-test... should not have a re-test... kk... don't feel like blogging... byes.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
~ 8:34:00 PM ~
Hello everyone.. studied SS and POA and Maths... yea.. and played alittle bit of games.. tomorrow.. I make sure I spend the day playing my psp ha! tomorrow's Tigerex gathering... zzz... today study nia.. nothing special today... ok... I came across many jokes.. so post it out.. happy reading !!^^^
-Jimmy's Not Stupid-
Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand. Little Jimmy stood up, alone. Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?" "No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."
-The Test-
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
-Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes-
Directions: Read these outloud(DO NOT use Han Yu Ping Ying to pronunce) (English Phrase) I think you need a facelift (Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat (English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive? (Chinese Phrase) Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Gai Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni It's very dark in here Wai So Dim This is a tow away zone No Pah King You are not very bright Yu So Dum I got this for free Ai No Pei I am not guilty! Wai Hang Mi? Please stay a while longer Wai Go Nao? They have arrived Hai Dei Kum. Stay out of sight Lei Lo He's cleaning his automobile Wa Sing Ka. Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki I thought you were on a diet? Wai Yu Mun Ching?
-Arsenic-
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. Surprised, the pharmacist asks, "Madam, what do you want with arsenic?" The woman replies that she wants to kill her husband. Horrified, the pharmacist says, "Madam, I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!" The woman reaches into her handbag, takes out a photograph and lays it down on the counter. The photo shows a man and a woman in a sexually compromising position. The man is her husband. The pharmacist recognises his wife as the woman in the photograph. The pharmacist picks up the photo and nods, "Ah, madam, I didn't realise you had a prescription."
-This Place Stinks-
A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here?Are they treating you all right?" "It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."
-How Much Is That Barbie In The Window-
Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00". Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "That's obvious" the sales lady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
-No Way- Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change." Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river -- look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes." "You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed.
"No woman can get ready in ten minutes."
-The Better Mistress-
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!" "Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress." The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce." "I understand," replies her husband, "but, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But the decision is yours." Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. "Who's that woman with Jim?" she asks. "That's his mistress," replies her husband. "Ours is prettier," says the wife.
Friday, February 15, 2008
~ 11:50:00 PM ~
Man.. I'm feeling sick leh.. got reddish blood in my saliva... dizzy and cold...and stomach pain.. no signs of nose bleed.. no signs of gums bleed.. o man. now seeking advice from Dr Cheng Guan. ar... this happens 2 times le.... 1st time I don't care.. oh no!! maybe I should stop bloggin!!.. byes!!
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
~ 7:40:00 PM ~
Hello everyone, lol.. notice everytime I use "Hello Everyone" as the start. zz.. kk... so..nothing actually... now just finished revising for my Chemistry test for tomorrow, but... after I finished studying.. I felt that I have not done enough... don't know why... I remembered all the things, but.. feel like lacking something, like still got something to learn.. so now.. searching hard for the thing... just can't find it!!!!!!! I think that I will get disappointing results...Ok...this week's gonna be a busy week... coz there are many upcomming tests next week... zzz... ok... later Contender Asia will be showing!! on 9pm.. wooho!!!! ok.. nothing ler..byes
For someone out there: Be a MAN, do the right thing, you just have to pay back the money, my friend's waiting and waiting... and you act like nothing happen at all? You promised, but in the end? Nothing! Man... I don't wanna voice out de.. but I really cannot take it ler...Please lar..
Monday, February 11, 2008
~ 10:10:00 PM ~
Hello everyone, today is no Aikido day.. zzz.. coz was told that it was a break today.. went back home.. get some sleep because today 2am+ then sleep...6am+ woke up.. Luckily I drank coffee in the morning.. or else I will be sleeping in class.. so... after waking up, I sat in semiconsicous on the dining table putting everything from the plate to the mouth..... after that.. went to toilet to wash my face and start to do my homeworks.. Chinese hmk was quite ok.. difficulty:3 stars.... then tomorrow's chinese spelling.. I searched my whole bag for the paper and I cannot find it.. then I realised that I did not bring my chinese spelling paper back... haizz. asked people to give me the words for the chinese spelling, but all gave negative responses... luckily HuiLin helped me.... now I have finished learning it le..thanks HuiLin.. zzz.. ook... nothing to post le.. seeya..
Sunday, February 10, 2008
~ 8:47:00 PM ~
Hello everyone... today went to Ben's house and accompany him to the bus stop to go to the LAN shop.. but I didn't go.. just to the bus stop.. coz I was with my bike...do my regular rounds...then went back home.. after that.. called Salihin down and played PSP game with him...MHF2... the tigerex.. is so damn hard to defeat.... zzz... ok..thats all... Below is a stupid video ... enjoy
Saturday, February 9, 2008
~ 11:24:00 PM ~
Hello everyone... no mood to blog leh... anyway... try checking out www.skype.com .. its better than telephones.... its good.. you'll know why after you go to the website..byes
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
~ 9:52:00 PM ~
Hello everyone.. today's a tiring day for me after school.. after school went straight back home.. coz I was told to do that...took D&T work to do... was damn tedious... Mr Loke told us to do the model for the product haizz.. work from 3pm to 7pm.. haizzz..still haven't finish haha... tons of work to be done... ...we do not need to do the actual product...lol coz we never pay exam fees? zzz.. so can concentrate on the theory part after completing the model... ok... tomorrow's new year celebration ler!!! woohoO!.. and.. tomorrow dismissal will be on 10.40am.. yea man..ok byes... all about D&T today.. coz nothing else to talk about..
Monday, February 4, 2008
~ 10:41:00 PM ~
Hello everyone, don't intend to blog... just came back from aikido.. haha.. learnt some deadly moves today...hope someday I will apply it^^.. ok.. ok. Done.. nothing to say liao..
Sunday, February 3, 2008
~ 2:42:00 PM ~
Hello everyone, let me post something about yesterday, yesterday.. we(FD,YH,Cheese and me) organised a small playing with fire party^^.. nice uh..yesterday was also one of the best event we ever had...although its only 4 of us... so.. played till 10+ then went to YH's block de void deck.. initially I only wanted a chat with 3 of them only... then that FD suggested to play Risk or Reality... its similar to Truth or Dare.. digging out people's secrets hah.. I thought only girls would do that ha!.. zzz.. our photographer NFD pictured and videoed the process of us playing fire.... thinking back makes me wanna play again!!! ok.. I have post some videos in this post.. and Enjoy!!^^
Ok back to today... today my grandmother went to a temple to pray.. I think today is the 15th day or the lunar calender ba.. also brought along food to pray.... then.. now doing my MT homework... zzz. cracking my brains to thing of points now. kk byes..
Friday, February 1, 2008
~ 7:45:00 PM ~
Hello everyone... today had Mother Tongue XTra lesson in 4M5 classroom again..so... Mr Seow gave us a test today.. I think I'll pass... after looking @ the 1st test results... then went to buy a burger and eat... after that.. went up to CPA Lab 3 for IT/AVA club for IT..Mr Toh taught us the design program ler... a few basic skills...then done 1 simple game.. next time then post into the blog lar.. kk.. something urgently to do.. kk byes
Me
Ang Jun Han
How young am I? :1+2+3+4+5+4(Do the math)
Who am I? : Just a Simple Guy
When I arrive to this world? :11/03/1992
Where I kill my brain cells? :Singapore Polytechnic(DIB)
Why am I here blogging? :To pen/keyboard down my thoughts :)
